For the first time in forever..
-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
And of course I have high hopes only to see them crash and burn in one second.
The Marauders always stayed ridiculously close to each other.
It was as though they shared a collective ‘personal space’ rather than having four separate ones.
It was so common to see that others thought little of it when they piled in, two to an armchair, or sat on the grass outside in a tangle of crossed legs, or walked around the halls bumping elbows and slinging arms over one another’s shoulders.
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
In case you though I was joking
Guess who might paint her room tomorrow?